{"product_id":"griswold-vacation","title":"Griswold Vacation","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRE-ORDER ETA: MID-LATE JULY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eIt hits nostalgia + humor + chaos + giftable \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"129\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"321\"\u003eWelcome to the holidays… where expectations are high, patience is low, and someone is definitely asking “Where’s the Tylenol?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eIntroducing the Griswold-Inspired Christmas Kitchen Towel — aka the official uniform of surviving an old-fashioned family Christmas \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"710\"\u003eCovered in iconic, laugh-out-loud quotes and vintage-style graphics (hello station wagon + tree on the roof 👀), this towel is basically a tribute to every chaotic, slightly unhinged, but somehow magical holiday gathering we all know too well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003eLet’s be honest… This isn’t just a kitchen towel:  It’s a holiday survival tool\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003eBecause no one’s walking out on Christmas……we’re all in this together 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"726\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ffyckk\" data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eHosting Christmas dinner while questioning your life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"101qohm\" data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"840\"\u003ePassive-aggressively decorating your kitchen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ontf70\" data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"892\"\u003eGifting to that one family member who \u003cem data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"890\"\u003egets it\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1uhoe8e\" data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eStarting conversations… or ending them 😅\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium 180GSM flour sack cotton - highly absorbent and lint-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cem\u003e18\"\u003c\/em\u003e x 28\" size - perfect for all kitchen tasks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternal hanging loop - convenient hands-free storage\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable - we don't have time for items that aren't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWith flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003emaking them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-wiz-rootname=\"ohfaMd\" 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