{"product_id":"spiral-season","title":"Spiral Season","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"153gmru\" data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"408\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003ePRE-ORDER ETA MID-LATE SEPTEMBER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"1nekqsp\" data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"548\"\u003eBecause The Holidays Are Magical… And Slightly Unhinged\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eFa la la la la… wait, did anyone order teacher gifts? Did we move the elf? Did someone remember the cookies? Did we buy batteries? Why is there still wrapping paper from last year? 😅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eWelcome to the most wonderful (and wonderfully chaotic) time of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eMeet the “Tis The Season To Spiral” Christmas ceramic coffee mug.  Made for everyone who loves Christmas lights, cozy traditions, and holiday magic… while simultaneously running on caffeine, a questionable amount of sleep, and a checklist that somehow keeps getting longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003eBecause let’s be real... December is basically a competitive sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003eOne minute you’re peacefully drinking coffee by the Christmas tree, and the next you’re panic ordering gifts, searching for matching pajamas, planning holiday meals, decorating, wrapping presents at midnight, and wondering why you volunteered to bring homemade cookies. Again. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1960\" data-end=\"1991\"\u003eSome people are merry \u0026amp; bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1993\" data-end=\"2026\"\u003eSome of us are merry \u0026amp; spiraling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14oz \u003cspan\u003e|\u003c\/span\u003e 4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3\" (bottom diameter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic Campfire Style Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed Ceramic Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on both sides of mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMinor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse Caution When Removing From Microwave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePerfect Companion for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMorning coffee before the chaos begins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecorating the Christmas tree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLate-night gift wrapping sessions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHoliday baking adventures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas movie marathons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOnline shopping marathons you swear are “almost done\u003cb\u003e”\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Funny Christmas gift for: \u003c\/strong\u003eMoms carrying the entire holiday season, overwhelmed but festive friends, sisters who love sarcasm, coworkers surviving December deadlines, teachers waiting for winter break, coffee lovers, holiday hosts, secret santa gifts, White Elephant exchanges, Office holiday gifts, anyone with \"organized chaos\" energy. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51845164237117,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/8529\/9261\/files\/spiralc.jpg?v=1781642962","url":"https:\/\/theradcactusboutique.com\/products\/spiral-season","provider":"The Rad Cactus Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}