🍷 The Ultimate Life Explanation | 17oz Wine Tumbler
When people ask why you're drinking wine at 2 PM on a Tuesday... "Because life." End of discussion.Sometimes you don't need a reason - you just need wine and a tumbler that gets it! 🍷
This tumbler is your universal answer to everything! Spilled coffee on your shirt? Because life. Kids used your favorite lipstick as wall art? Because life. Forgot to defrost dinner again? Because life (and wine helps).
The Life Survival Kit
17oz capacity (because life requires generous pours)
Stainless steel double wall (keeps your sanity cold and your wine colder)
Adjustable lid (for discreet sipping during "life moments")
BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free (because we're trying to adult responsibly here)
Perfect For Explaining
Why you're hiding in the pantry
Your Amazon cart total
Why dinner is cereal again
Your coffee-to-wine transition time
Literally any life decision you've made today
Features For Life Survivors
Spill-proof lid (because life is messy enough)
Car cup holder friendly (for those "drive-thru wine" dreams)
Easy grip design (even when life has you shook)
Dishwasher safe (because hand-washing dishes is where we draw the line)
Ideal Gift For
Anyone who's ever said "I can't even"
The friend who gets it
Yourself (because life)
Anyone breathing (they'll understand)
Tumbler includes: Your new favorite excuse, liquid therapy, and the confidence to face whatever life throws next!
Warning: May cause excessive use of the phrase "because life" and sudden acceptance of chaos!
Important Details Summed Up:
17oz Stainless Steel Tumbler With Lid
BPA, Lead + Phthalate Free Hand
Designed by Gia Roma
Design on Front, Blank on Back
Dishwasher Safe | Do NOT microwave
Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
Use Caution With Hot Liquids
Do Not Use to Store Milk, Baby Food or Carbonated Drinks
